Mascot Adoption Agency

Every year in major cities across America, corporate mascots are abandoned in favor of expensive typefaces or well-designed rebrands.

Here at the Mascot Adoption Agency, we scour the trash across our filthiest cities, looking to give discarded mascots another chance at a happy life.

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Design & Code By:

Fictive Kin

Illustration By:

Jon Burgerman